Today was day two of the road trip. It’s been a thrilling trip of driving and talking and taking photos with our phones.
I didn’t sleep that well last night. I spent most of the night dreaming about chaplaincy in the mines. This got me ready to wake up looking hot.
We ate an expensive and bland breakfast delivered through the little breakfast delivery door in our motel room, then headed off for the next leg of our adventure.
Our first stop was a beautiful powernap site just over the Victorian border. I liked it so much, I went there twice.
We arrived in Orbost, a town with a Petrol Station/Drive-thru bottle shop, a combination which is both convenient and responsible.
Howie took a photo of himself eating a neenish tart. Young people these days are obsessed with themselves.
We saw a lookout which was hard to find because it has rather ambiguous signage.
Kept driving.
We arrived in Melbourne for tonight and are staying in the Hilton, because we are the posh. We can see the MCG from our room.
We met our friend David for dinner, and then had drinks in the hotel lobby like people do in the movies. Actually people usually pick up women when they’re in lobbies in movies I think. We didn’t because a) all of us have partners b) even if we didn’t have partners we’d have no idea how to pick up a woman anyway.
The End.
Be sure to come back tomorrow for more magnificent photos!
What is that strange hairy thing in bed with you?
I think you might be referring to my arm.
Thank you for asking that question. I thought I was alone in my confusion.