Not being funny when I’m trying to be
Missing the will of God
Police cars that drive behind me
Looking like I don’t know what I’m doing
Doing things I’ve never done before
Having children who go feral
Getting married then stuffing it up
People who look like they’re going to beat me up
Turning into a creepy middle-aged man
Thinking I might have gotten it all wrong
Parties where I don’t know anyone
My car breaking down in peak-hour traffic
Being in countries where I don’t know the language
Dying, but not death
These are some things that scare me.
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People noticing you wearing the same item of clothing 2 days in a row.
What about spontaneously throwing up at formal occasions?